W1

W1

In the past few weeks there have been rumours that the BBC could be in danger of losing its exclusive contract to broadcast the Wimbledon …

 

Keith Lemon: The Film

Keith Lemon: The Film

Van Helsing may not be the worst film ever made, THIS is the worst film ever made. 0% from reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes (15% from …

 

And so it remains

And so it remains

Holy fuck, I thought that perhaps I’d imagined it but no, Van Helsing remains the worst film of all time.

 

Knowing

Knowing

SPOILERS THOUGH YOU SHOULD READ THEM AND SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHITE Oh I wish I didn’t know. What an abysmal …

 

Hummingbird

Hummingbird

I wanted to see this when it came out but didn’t manage it because it wasn’t on general release in the city I was in …

 

CHAPPiE

CHAPPiE

Saw this today, I liked it though I was reminded several times of District 9 which was a little self-derivative. Bloody awful haircuts are in …

 

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 1

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 1

Grim.

 

Time

Time

I have to watch time, it’s speeding up. Last time I was active here was a month ago. A month. 4 weeks. 28 days. That’s …

 

The invention of lying

The invention of lying

New rule. Before buying any film, no matter how cheap it is or how much the trailer appears interesting, a check of Rotten Tomatoes is …

 

2012 should have happened

2012 should have happened

Holy fuckmonkeys. It was my own fault, the two recommendations on the case were from Fox-TV  “Phenomenal! 2012 is the best disaster movie ever” (have …

 

CTRL-ALT-DEL

CTRL-ALT-DEL

Person of Interest meets Utopia?  

 

Oh you shits you are geniuses but actual utter shits

Oh you shits you are geniuses but actual utter shits

Warning: If-then-else spoilers. Catching up with season 4 of Person of Interest now that I actually understand what’s going on (finished season 3 the other day). …

 

Bordello?

Bordello?

Bordello acoustic sessions. Jesus fucking Christ ow. Could you do that more often, though without the woman in the back. I realise Bordello sessions without …

 

Pictures or new template

Pictures or new template

Those are the choices. I have to start adding pictures so my front page doesn’t look like it was designed by The Riddler. This is …

 

I will be cheerful in giving at all times

I will be cheerful in giving at all times

555-MOR-CASH. I may be addicted. I can’t write because I’m transfixed. The general gist at the moment is that Christianity is free but spreading the …

 

All clear on the Western Front

All clear on the Western Front

Humble pie eaten, bicarb and vinegar twice plus some gentle plunging (easy tiger!) has done the trick. The Wikihow baking soda and vinegar method has …

 

All bunged up

All bunged up

Joy, my toilet is blocked. Tried a plunger, a coat hanger and next is bicarb and vinegar though I am sceptical about this solution.  Turns …

 

Delta Machine live

Delta Machine live

I will actually take a metronome to this but the Delta Machine tour was slower. Tramadol slower. When I saw it live I thought maybe …

 

Really?

Really?

SPOILERTASTIC Last episode of Lost: I will come back to this (at given timings in about 2017). Really? 6 series to go to heaven? Indiana Jones with Desmond …

 

Oceanic Flight 815

Oceanic Flight 815

Everyone seems to know exactly what their flight number was  “Were you on Oceanic Flight 815?” “Were you on Oceanic Flight 815?” No one would …

 

Ender’s Game

Ender’s Game

For the 800th time I’m watching Ender’s Game – it’s on and I ‘m not watching another episode of Lost tonight. I’ve never made my …

 

It’s the pictures what did it

It’s the pictures what did it

The draft mountain is there because I never spent the minutes fishing out a picture to go with them. I may have to change themes …

 

Carbolicious

Carbolicious

Things you should never do when you’re sick and hungry: go shopping for food. I managed to get some reasonably healthy foods, chicken, salad, vegetables but …

 

I will bless the lord at all times

I will bless the lord at all times

Call 555-MOR-CASH David Bowie talked about how he developed an application that allowed him to enter strings of word that were chopped up and presented as …

 

Still lost

Still lost

Desmond you didn’t knife me in the back, it was Sawyer. I should have expected it but my sums were off and I thought Hurley …

 

On a roll

On a roll

I’m on a roll, with new posts and drafts going up. Write. Write. Write. You must write. Bloody flashbacks on Lost are driving me nuts.

 

Lost

Lost

As the last human being to watch Lost, I say this – what the actual fuck is going on in series 4? I couldn’t have …

 

No more drafts, there are 95 to post

No more drafts, there are 95 to post

It’s been a while and a lot has happened, some of it good, some of it bad and some of it known all along and …

 

Captain America: A winter soldier

Captain America: A winter soldier

              I think I’m the last person on the planet to see this but I caught it today and was transfixed. It is an excellent film …

 

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

…or ASMR.  Yes, yes I know you’re none the wiser and after an evening investigating I am only slightly so.  ASMR is apparently a feeling …