The Host

The Host

How could I have been so foolish? I will never trust you again! I’ve been happily watching a season of science fiction films on TV and …

 

Heroes Rebored

Heroes Rebored

I’m trying really very hard to like this – I watched the original Heroes and fell out of watching it somewhere in the second series. …

 

Dead Poo

Dead Poo

Finally saw this, I had really high hopes but again it was a case of the trailer being better than the film. 90 minutes consisting …

 

Beavertown 8 Ball Rye IPA

Beavertown 8 Ball Rye IPA

Again, this is quite a nice beer – the hoppiness of an IPA but with a hint of rye giving it the taste of a …

 

Beavertown Neck Oil Session IPA

Beavertown Neck Oil Session IPA

This is the first in a random selection of 4 IPAs I bought today. I drank exactly one and it was quite good. I definitely …

 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Spoiler free – go and see this film. Really, it’s very good, lots of action, adventure and funny bits, hurry up before someone tells you …

 

Alchemy Budgie Smugglers

Alchemy Budgie Smugglers

A new thing – trying to remember to log beers I try. I bought some Alchemy Budgie Smugglers, the man at the shop mentioned that …

 

The Martian

The Martian

Finally managed to see this and I’m glad I made it to the cinema, it’s a great film, 100 000 times better than Interstellar. I …

 

Interstellar part one – rage, rage against the dying of the light

Interstellar part one – rage, rage against the dying of the light

I’m going to have to come back to this because I’m so pissed off. I put aside time to watch this without distraction and realised …

 

Need some new skin

Need some new skin

I need to fix the theme for this site, although I like this one, I don’t like having to add pictures to make the front …

 

NBA Finals

NBA Finals

You don’t even get to win to cheers. American sport is odd, I understand that it’s a big place and people can’t travel to follow their …

 

I am still blessing the lord in all ways all of the time

I am still blessing the lord in all ways all of the time

There’s a fellow on my favourite show who has just told everyone to seek out the big fish in their neighbourhood because they will be …

 

W1

W1

In the past few weeks there have been rumours that the BBC could be in danger of losing its exclusive contract to broadcast the Wimbledon …

 

Keith Lemon: The Film

Keith Lemon: The Film

Van Helsing may not be the worst film ever made, THIS is the worst film ever made. 0% from reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes (15% from …

 

And so it remains

And so it remains

Holy fuck, I thought that perhaps I’d imagined it but no, Van Helsing remains the worst film of all time.

 

Knowing

Knowing

SPOILERS THOUGH YOU SHOULD READ THEM AND SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHITE Oh I wish I didn’t know. What an abysmal …

 

Hummingbird

Hummingbird

I wanted to see this when it came out but didn’t manage it because it wasn’t on general release in the city I was in …

 

CHAPPiE

CHAPPiE

Saw this today, I liked it though I was reminded several times of District 9 which was a little self-derivative. Bloody awful haircuts are in …

 

Deathly Hallows Pt 2

Deathly Hallows Pt 2

I haven’t read the books so this was always going to be a surprise for me. It almost wasn’t a surprise at all because the …

 

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 1

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 1

Grim.

 

Time

Time

I have to watch time, it’s speeding up. Last time I was active here was a month ago. A month. 4 weeks. 28 days. That’s …

 

The invention of lying

The invention of lying

New rule. Before buying any film, no matter how cheap it is or how much the trailer appears interesting, a check of Rotten Tomatoes is …

 

2012 should have happened

2012 should have happened

Holy fuckmonkeys. It was my own fault, the two recommendations on the case were from Fox-TV  “Phenomenal! 2012 is the best disaster movie ever” (have …

 

CTRL-ALT-DEL

CTRL-ALT-DEL

Person of Interest meets Utopia?  

 

Oh you shits you are geniuses but actual utter shits

Oh you shits you are geniuses but actual utter shits

Warning: If-then-else spoilers. Catching up with season 4 of Person of Interest now that I actually understand what’s going on (finished season 3 the other day). …

 

Bordello?

Bordello?

Bordello acoustic sessions. Jesus fucking Christ ow. Could you do that more often, though without the woman in the back. I realise Bordello sessions without …

 

Pictures or new template

Pictures or new template

Those are the choices. I have to start adding pictures so my front page doesn’t look like it was designed by The Riddler. This is …

 

I will be cheerful in giving at all times

I will be cheerful in giving at all times

555-MOR-CASH. I may be addicted. I can’t write because I’m transfixed. The general gist at the moment is that Christianity is free but spreading the …

 

All clear on the Western Front

All clear on the Western Front

Humble pie eaten, bicarb and vinegar twice plus some gentle plunging (easy tiger!) has done the trick. The Wikihow baking soda and vinegar method has …

 

All bunged up

All bunged up

Joy, my toilet is blocked. Tried a plunger, a coat hanger and next is bicarb and vinegar though I am sceptical about this solution.  Turns …