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2012 should have happened

Holy fuckmonkeys. It was my own fault, the two recommendations on the case were from Fox-TV  “Phenomenal! 2012 is the best disaster movie ever” (have you ever seen a disaster movie?) and Dark Horizons “Exhilarating and jaw dropping” (no, no it wasn’t). It had several actors I like – John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Thandie Newton, Woody Harrelson and was a science fiction movie, what was not to like? I let the lack of a description of the film and no recognisable reviews slide and bought it. In exchange I had several hours of my life stolen from me as a succession of airplanes took off from disintegrating runways and no storyline for what seemed like days.

It started off with an interesting theme but I realised I was going to have problems when everything that happened next was going to be due to mutated neutrinos. I could have happily suspended disbelief if the film had been good but no. NO.

It was 158 minutes and £3. I’ll get neither back.

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