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Keith Lemon: The Film

Van Helsing may not be the worst film ever made, THIS is the worst film ever made. 0% from reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes (15% from some brain dead zombies), I didn’t watch it all, I stopped by on my way somewhere else and was transfixed by a scene with the woman simulating fellatio on some asparagus whilst Keith Lemon made a crude (ok, everything was crude) vagina out of mashed potatoes and fingered it before banging a banger off it (ho ho, how they must have laughed when writing the scene).

Somehow it made money, I despair.

Picture from Wikipedia.

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