Tag: Flim

The Host

The Host

How could I have been so foolish? I will never trust you again! I’ve been happily watching a season of science fiction films on TV and …

 

Dead Poo

Dead Poo

Finally saw this, I had really high hopes but again it was a case of the trailer being better than the film. 90 minutes consisting …

 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Spoiler free – go and see this film. Really, it’s very good, lots of action, adventure and funny bits, hurry up before someone tells you …

 

The Martian

The Martian

Finally managed to see this and I’m glad I made it to the cinema, it’s a great film, 100 000 times better than Interstellar. I …

 

Keith Lemon: The Film

Keith Lemon: The Film

Van Helsing may not be the worst film ever made, THIS is the worst film ever made. 0% from reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes (15% from …

 

And so it remains

And so it remains

Holy fuck, I thought that perhaps I’d imagined it but no, Van Helsing remains the worst film of all time.

 

Knowing

Knowing

SPOILERS THOUGH YOU SHOULD READ THEM AND SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHITE Oh I wish I didn’t know. What an abysmal …

 

Hummingbird

Hummingbird

I wanted to see this when it came out but didn’t manage it because it wasn’t on general release in the city I was in …

 

CHAPPiE

CHAPPiE

Saw this today, I liked it though I was reminded several times of District 9 which was a little self-derivative. Bloody awful haircuts are in …

 

Deathly Hallows Pt 2

Deathly Hallows Pt 2

I haven’t read the books so this was always going to be a surprise for me. It almost wasn’t a surprise at all because the …

 

The invention of lying

The invention of lying

New rule. Before buying any film, no matter how cheap it is or how much the trailer appears interesting, a check of Rotten Tomatoes is …

 

2012 should have happened

2012 should have happened

Holy fuckmonkeys. It was my own fault, the two recommendations on the case were from Fox-TV  “Phenomenal! 2012 is the best disaster movie ever” (have …

 

Ender’s Game

Ender’s Game

For the 800th time I’m watching Ender’s Game – it’s on and I ‘m not watching another episode of Lost tonight. I’ve never made my …

 

Captain America: A winter soldier

Captain America: A winter soldier

              I think I’m the last person on the planet to see this but I caught it today and was transfixed. It is an excellent film …

 

You don’t mess with the Zohan

You don’t mess with the Zohan

Adam Sandler stars as a disillusioned Israeli counter-terrorist soldier who fakes his own death in order to fulfil his dream of becoming a New York …

 

GATTACA

GATTACA

Oh do I feel stupid.  I watched Gattaca today for about the 4th or 5th time and finally realised the name is a genetic sequence. It’s a …

 

The Dark Knight Rises (spoiler free)

The Dark Knight Rises (spoiler free)

Go and see this film.  There are a few problems with hearing what some of the characters are saying at a couple of points in …

 

Twilight

Twilight

The crushing angst of this film is killing me.  I am at a loss as to how anyone can find this story entralling. Pouting teenager moves …

 

Prometheus science training

Prometheus science training

Since writing my Prometheus post, I discovered an awesome (their words not mine) video on Prometheus science training. It wasn’t just me who thought what …

 

David

David

Spoiler alert!  Oh it’s too late if you have eyes.  I am on a Prometheus roll. This is quite accurate. Prometheus: David cut. Not my picture, it came …

 

Eighth generation Weyland TIPE

Eighth generation Weyland TIPE

Hello, I’m David. What can you, David? I can do almost anything that could possibly be asked of me. I can assist your employees. I can make your organisation …

 

Prometheus

Prometheus

Contains spoilers, if you haven’t seen Prometheus yet, look away now. Ridley Scott, if you are planning to do to Blade Runner what you did to …

 

Anatomy of a Murder

Anatomy of a Murder

Contains spoilers.  Bloody great big spoilers.  I say what the ending is, so don’t come crying to me if you don’t want to know. James Stewart …

 

The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk

OK which one is this?  The Incredible Hulk with Lou Ferringo?  The Hulk with Eric Bana?  No, The Incredible Hulk with Edward Norton. It’s a reboot …

 

Killer Elite

Killer Elite

What the… I don’t know what… What the actual fuck is happening in this film?  The storyline is impossible to follow, lurching from one action sequence to …

 

Punch Drunk Love

Punch Drunk Love

This is a film I was told long ago that I shouldn’t watch.  I have had a copy sitting in my “DVDs to watch” pile …

 

Terminator Salvation

Terminator Salvation

I forgot about this film when it came out.  I did go on a Terminator Salvation roller coaster back in 2009 which bizzarely was a …

 

True Grit.

True Grit.

I watched True Grit at the weekend – I thought I had seen the original but I haven’t (or I have forgotten it). Hailee Steinfield plays …